Today makes 35 years I’ve been blessed with the gift of life. Just based on the reactions I receive when I tell people how old I will be, I’m guessing that 35 is seen as some sort of milestone in aging. I think the best quip I’ve been hit with over the weekend in regards to my age was, “Wow…you do know in mathematical rounding, 35 is rounded to 40!”
I just hope I feel like I feel today, at 40!
Aging is subtle…small incremental daily change that if left unchecked, quickly leads to entropy.
Anyway…all this aging talk got me to thinking about change, subtle change. During the last 35 years there has been a tremendous amount of change. So, I took some time to note seven changes I’ve seen in my lifetime that in my opinion are quite remarkable.
- Over the weekend I spent $153.33 at Borders Books’ ‘Going out of Business Sale Event’. I noticed a sign while shopping that read, “Thank you for giving us 20 great years to serve you!” I will probably never spend that amount of money in a brick and mortar book store again. The virtual book stores rise…as mega-bookstores meet their demise.
- My doctor’s office has poor cell phone reception. I suppose the magazines in the waiting room are supposed to make up for the fact they don’t have WiFi. Really? All the info in the magazine is old. I read this stuff on Twitter weeks ago. Get WiFi!! Nobody reads magazines anymore. We put them in waiting rooms, bathrooms and coffee tables for decoration. You guys know I’m right! Every last one of you uses your smartphone or checks Facebook on the toilet!
- 18 years ago if my first car didn’t start, typically it was because the carburetor flap was stuck. I would pop the hood and use a pencil to pry the flap open and ‘Viola!’ the engine would roar to life. Tomorrow, if my car didn’t start, I would sit in the driver’s seat and wait for it to tell me what’s wrong through the dashboard displays. If the dashboard can’t tell me, more than likely the poor car is in need of a software update and this means a trip to the dealership is next. At least they don’t charge for Kleenex. 🙂
- 17 years ago, leaving home to move to college was a pretty spectacular experience. I truly became my own man. Unless my parents called they had no idea what on earth I was doing. I was completely separated and displaced from home. I’m sure there was an assumption that I was going to class everyday and studying all night. Ha! Today I’m not so sure the college experience is the same. Our society is exponentially more connected than it’s ever been. Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn status updates will tell the tale…and when all else fails you have cell phones and Skype. There is no hiding! Your parents, your high school/college friends and stalker ex-girl/boyfriend can and will find you!
- When I turned 16 years old, I got my first checking account. I was sooo…excited! Not because I had a lot of money in the bank, but because I could write a check like a grown up. Today I despise writing checks. All I can think about is how terribly inconvenient it is to actually fill that entire check out. I mean who doesn’t have an electronic banking system in 2011? Oh…that’s right…most government agencies don’t! At least not right now. A few weeks ago, as I left the Cook County Court House (I was found “not guilty”…so no questions) I noticed a sign in bold letters, “Electronic Transactions and eFiling coming soon!” Aha! R.I.P. checks! Hello real-time cell phone banking transactions!
- When I was 9 years old I had my first Atari video game experience! Oh, how that small cubed pixellated man on the pixellated screen brought my friends and I so much joy! At this age I remember my mom forbidding my brother and I to play Dungeons & Dragons for fear we would let the fantasy world of our imaginations merge with our adolescent reality. In the 80’s these are the things parents worried about. What will we worry about in the 20’s? The Wii has provided a much more stimulating video game experience in recent years. In 2020 could gaming be too real for children to disassociate their gaming experience from reality? That’s 8.5 years from now!
- While writing this ‘thought’ I realized the Microsoft Office Word 2003 version I’m using is antiquated. It couldn’t recognize my trendy, techy and progressive language. Honestly, I doubt that the 2007 version could do much better. Here are the words it labeled misspelled:
Fifteen years ago if I used these words in a college essay the professor would have asked me to stay after class to better understand my obvious spelling and writing deficiency.
In conclusion, I have one last observation…
Our society tends to celebrate the birth of new concepts, products, and people without much recognition for the person/people whose hard work made the celebration possible.
So this thought is dedicated to the most beautiful woman I know…my mom…whose hard work 35 years ago has made everything that I am and do possible! I love you Mom!